1 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,238 - If you want to see naked women drop 10 thousand. - What do you ... 2 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,152 ... release that's a friend of mine. 3 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,833 But see this. 4 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,356 Hey, when does Cesare's shop close? 5 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,114 What do I know, I don't work with him, it's too late. 6 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,079 Tell him if he doesn't arrive within 10 minutes, we'll leave. Who is it 7 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,153 ... seen we have seen. We do the weekend alone. 8 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,517 Yes by yourself. And when do we take women without him? 9 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,997 Do not doubt, lady. Yes, of course at home. 10 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,114 Do you want? 11 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,679 Cesare, but it's me. 12 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,229 Can I suggest a comfortable moccasin for the summer? 13 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,799 A classic suede. 14 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,754 When the fuck do you close? We have been waiting for 45 '. 15 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,673 Do not worry, in 10 minutes it closes and then magically away .. 16 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,399 ..weekend on the Costa Smeralda. 17 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,079 It's late, lower the shutter! 18 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,072 I am the clerk, not the boss. 19 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,913 However, I have a surprise. 20 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,351 00:02:49,840 00:02:53,870 Just think that in 1956 it was by Porfir Rubirosa. 23 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,075 Does chi? 24 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,073 Rubirosa, an internationally renowned play boy. 25 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,913 Physically he looked like me. 26 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,071 A sad fate. 27 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,913 Shattered in a car accident. 28 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,549 Mortacci his, let's hope it's not the same car. 29 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,597 Will this junk arrive in Civitavecchia? 30 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,359 Catorcio? But try to leave. 31 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,193 You go around with the 600 Multipla. 32 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,715 That's a can of glue, this is a Jaguar. 33 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,155 Give me this foot. 34 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,634 Are you having problems, sir? 35 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,155 No problem, everything under control. 36 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,911 Other than problems, feel that stuff. 37 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,310 Do you wash your feet with pecorino soap? 38 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,235 Then bye. 39 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,830 00:03:34,957 - It's this one. - We've been waiting for an hour. 41 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,190 It's from Rubarosa. 42 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,271 Where do you take these fraciconi? 43 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,798 In the Maldives, in the Bahamas, or you throw yourself towards Ladispoli. 44 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,160 Sfotti, meanwhile you remain nailed in the splendid .. 45 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,640 ..frame of your newsstand. 46 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,712 Okay I'm here, but I don't act. 47 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,679 Instead to hear from you every week you should get engaged .. 48 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,956 ... with Carolina of Monaco. 49 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,750 Look, I too read Novella 2000 every week. 50 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,838 And I always see Casiraghi. 51 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,832 I am blocked by lack of money and humble birth. 52 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,673 Make it change this low pressure. 53 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,279 A lottery from Merano is enough. 54 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,080 I can already see myself: May on the stairs of the Cannes Film Festival. 55 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,719 00:04:15,918 ..fashion week and July in Saint Tropez. 57 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,394 Cesare, since we didn't even win at the Totip .. 58 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,312 ... in Porto Rotondo what do we do, do we give ourselves? 59 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,915 Like beasts. 60 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,874 Here we go. 61 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,560 Come on Caesar, I already feel a boil. 62 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,155 Seen the inside? It looks like an English sitting room. 63 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,631 Departure target sea planet. 64 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,433 5,4,3,2,1 or! 65 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,879 What is it now? 66 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,758 I think they left the fireplace burning in the English parlor. 67 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,955 But how is this possible? 68 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,315 A little gem. 69 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,149 We go to the station because the rapid starts. 70 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,197 Stop, what do you say, what are you doing but which quick? 71 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,556 Now let's put the jaguar back together. 72 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,677 Forget it, we're late, let's go. 73 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,109 I don't give up my Jaguar. 74 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,556 Bravo, fix it, we are waiting for you at the ferry. 75 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,438 Hurry up, the last part at 7:30 pm. 76 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,591 Nice friends, see? Kill. 77 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,155 I mark everything, I am like the Count of Monte Cristo. 78 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,278 Cesare, but do you understand engines? 79 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,320 00:05:41,034 - Well no. - Oh yeah. 81 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,272 - But I'm going on the weekend. - Me too. Hello. 82 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,350 What do I do now? 83 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,914 Soon? 84 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,671 Good morning, Commendator Gardini. 85 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,991 Sure, but hurry up, here is the siege. 86 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,390 Do not worry. 87 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,677 00:06:20,960 00:06:24,317 All right, in the name of Cristiano Gardini. 90 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,950 Agree. Good morning, Commander. 91 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,475 Good morning. 92 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,069 I'm Cristiano Gardini. 93 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,029 Dad booked me a car. Let's hurry up, I'm in a hurry. 94 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,199 Then you understand ... 95 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,517 - 00:06:52,076 Wait for me. 97 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,875 Cesare, we have waited for you until the end. 98 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,317 Don't worry, see you tomorrow at the Barbagia pension. 99 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,312 Ciao. 100 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,753 The horoscope told me, avoid traveling. 101 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,676 Kill that bad luck. 102 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:09,157 Oh God! 103 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,917 Excuse me, sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 104 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,639 Now I'll buy you the ice cream. 105 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,435 But are you a Christian? 106 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:20,950 Cristiano? 107 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,555 - My dad is a very good friend of yours. - Oh yes? 108 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,791 - Where did they meet? - In Confindustria. 109 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:26,756 Dove? 110 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,590 Ah dad. 111 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:37,196 The old daddy is really a nice rogue. 112 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,637 - I'm Turchese De Benedetti. - Relative of De Benedetti ... 113 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,552 As a relative? His daughter. 114 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,949 God I feel bad. 115 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,317 - What do you have? - A little bit of stress, you know. 116 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,472 Everyone thinks that we rich people have a wonderful life. 117 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,631 - And instead. - An effort. Will I buy you the ice cream? 118 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,473 Forget it, it was so disgusting. 119 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,910 They make good ice creams at the port of Belié. 120 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:57,757 Do you tell me? 121 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,076 In Anzio there is a kiosk where it is not bad. 122 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,197 - I've never been there. - You do not know what you're missing. 123 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,720 But why do you speak Roman? 124 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,598 Do I speak Roman? 125 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,558 As a child I had a tutor from Frascati, so every now and then I have .. 126 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,472 ... the slip on the burino. 127 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,439 Where are you going for the weekend? 128 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,717 Let's not talk about it, I have a devil for hair. 129 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,599 I had an appointment with friends to go to Sardinia. 130 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,478 These 4 assholes gave me up. 131 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,234 - Do you want to come with me to Sardinia? - In Porto Rotondo? 132 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,438 I'm on a boat with some friends, they are refueling but .. 133 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,920 ... in half an hour we set sail. 134 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,914 But yes I come with you. 135 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,276 Although it bothers me a little to be a guest. 136 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,397 You know, in the boat, everyone in those niches. 137 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,434 00:08:44,989 That? But what is a ferry? 139 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,356 And where do they put the cars in the hold? 140 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,990 I know, you in the family are used to sailing boats. 141 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,355 We are sea wolves. 142 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,353 Why don't you take me on your boat too? I saw it in the picture .. 143 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,193 ... is divine. - Why is this shit? 144 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,479 - Here, did you see? The slip on the burino. - How nice. 145 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,190 Permission? 146 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,470 No! 147 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,675 What a tremendous blow. 148 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:25,916 Was he hurt? 149 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,873 I have not seen the traitor step. 150 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,633 It's Cristiano Gardini. 151 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,395 - I took the liberty of inviting him. - You did well. 152 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,473 I love his dad. 153 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,715 Do you allow? 154 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,314 - Fabiano Bassaro. - Pleasure. 155 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,438 - My wife Barbara. - My pleasure. 156 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,310 Donata and Rinaldo della Gherardesca. 157 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,035 Nice to meet you. 158 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,829 - Pleasure. - Hello. 159 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,389 My Samaritan daughter. 160 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,756 Pleasure. 161 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,989 - And the architect Gian Luigi Busini Chigi. - 00:09:58,359 Cristiano, the shoes. 163 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,309 They are beautiful, I got them in Rome in a shop in the center. 164 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,120 Bargain price at the highest category committed. 165 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,314 Funny. 166 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,879 In fact they are beautiful. 167 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,998 But if you want to give them to me, I'll put them in the basket with the others. 168 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,390 Thank you. 169 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,350 Am I too bold if I call you Fabiano? 170 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,557 00:10:20,475 The sock. 172 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,553 Those if you don't mind I'd keep them. 173 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,154 In the evening at the sea it is humid. 174 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,230 There is a hole. 175 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,839 Oh my God he remade the big toe. 176 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,877 I forgot to cut my nails. 177 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,269 I have some hoes. 178 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,876 My pedicure is a poor fool. 179 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,712 - 00:10:39,071 < Cin. 181 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,399 How is your sister Osanna? 182 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:44,871 How are you? 183 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:45,836 How are you? 184 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,671 And how are you? 185 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,480 But Hosanna is his cousin, Cristiano is an only child. 186 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,994 Architect, she is my cousin. 187 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,998 What are you doing the trick questions? 188 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,076 Are you engaged? 189 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,157 No. 190 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,993 They are of very difficult tastes. 191 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,030 For me it must be from Caroline of Monaco upwards. 192 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,589 Then I guess you'll be a gentleman for a while. 193 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,792 If one is satisfied from the lifeguard down it is easier. 194 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,033 Touched Gian Luigi, I'm sorry. 195 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,794 Gian Luigi regular joke, I'm a professional. 196 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,394 And now everyone to change. 197 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,029 I recommend for dinner I want you very elegant. 198 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,510 I actually started a bit sporty. 199 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,193 Tank top and underpants? 200 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,317 How nice this architect. 201 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,710 Fags make me kill with laughter. 202 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:32,230 All right, then all formal less Christian justified. 203 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,556 Thanks, Barbara. 204 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,678 - Samaritan, go with him to the cabin. - Yes, Mom. 205 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,555 Goodbye. 206 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,235 See you later. 207 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,636 00:11:52,397 If we sink, I have the rescue donut ready. 209 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,831 Joke, a joke. 210 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,678 Wow, but it's more than a quarter of an hour. 211 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:04,910 Here I am with you. 212 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,594 Sorry I'm late, but I had problems with the toilet. 213 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,559 - But where is he? I couldn't find it. - You are used to the boat. 214 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,997 - We can sit down, it's ready at the table. - Well, I'm very hungry. 215 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,674 How do we manage? Nice versus unpleasant? 216 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,434 Here on my right and Gian Luigi in our midst. 217 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,637 No? 218 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,597 No. 219 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,711 It is not done. 220 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,318 But who did you take me for? 221 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,833 Well, ready to receive the twine. 222 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,559 No, no spaghetti tonight. 223 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:39,190 We have escargot de mar and creole scampi. 224 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,870 Creole style. 225 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,509 Creole style. 226 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,076 00:12:49,194 He will be in the middle of some sea to be a fanatic. 228 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,832 These escargots are excellent. 229 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,556 On board we have the former chef from Niarcos. 230 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,320 By the way, is old Stavro always with Marina? 231 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,750 Certainly. They photographed them last .. 232 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,436 ... week off Crete. - The attitude was affectionate. 233 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,554 Strange, I thought he got tired and was aiming for Ira. 234 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,029 But for heaven's sake. 235 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,840 Ira, after Ranieri, got mad at a bullfighter down .. 236 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,833 ... to Malaga. 237 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,192 A hot summer in installments is expected. 238 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,873 - 00:13:40,158 Reliable source says that in the circles of Marbella we speak .. 240 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,674 ..already a happy event. 241 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,395 What are you watching? 242 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,280 How good. How come you know all this gossip? 243 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,431 Buy Novella 2000 every week. 244 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,629 Have another laugh. 245 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,314 Have you ever ended up in one of those magazines? 246 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,511 00:13:57,956 Then I am a very reserved one. 248 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,791 00:14:03,795 00:14:07,000 00:14:09,390 00:14:12,279 00:14:15,080 00:14:18,634 Did you know that prawns are aphrodisiacs? 255 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,593 Yes, but they are also very heavy. 256 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,030 Are they reproached you? 257 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,156 I don't understand. 258 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,159 Do they recur to you? 259 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,390 Do you see them again? 260 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,110 No, prawns excite me to death. 261 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,995 - Here's the canary. - Thanks, Cristiano. 262 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,629 - I haven't digested anything. - It must have been the prawns. You.. 263 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,677 ... I told you they are being reproached. - Of course. 264 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,071 Stop. The moon is reflected right in your eyes. 265 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,514 How beautiful you are now. 266 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,876 Weren't you of difficult tastes? From Carolina di .. 267 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,189 ..Monaco up. 268 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,998 In fact, he beat Carolina 6-0 6-0. 269 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,800 Maybe. You knew how bad I feel instead. 270 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,758 I am in a period of great crisis. 271 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,957 Luckily you're here, at least you make me laugh. 272 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,149 Rice is the appetizer. 273 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,076 Now comes the main course. 274 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,390 No, come on, and then it annoys me in front of the others. 275 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,030 But nobody sees us. 276 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,114 All right, go down to the cabin. 277 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,430 Maybe I'll join you later. 278 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,955 I want you immensely. You got inside me. 279 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,231 I am swollen with love. I'm going to prepare the battlefield. 280 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,435 What a catch. When I show up in Porto Rotondo .. 281 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,750 ... with that, friends sing the hymn of Mameli. 282 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,035 Paralysis occurs. 283 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,873 I'm still under the effect of scampi. 284 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,634 - I'm all hot. - Go away, but who called you? 285 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,633 You responded to my little foot with stallion's enthusiasm. 286 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,915 00:15:49,913 If you don't leave right away, I'll crush everything else. 288 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,071 You sons of pope are all the same. 289 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,639 Spoiled and fickle. 290 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,679 Anyway, just kill me, but I'm not giving up. 291 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,951 And let's go. And let's go. 292 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,713 Cristiano. 293 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,190 Believe me, she was the one who sneaked in. 294 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,119 Listen from platform 1 a terrible pizza is about to leave. 295 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,315 What, do you want to beat me? 296 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,994 I'll make that big face compact. 297 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,471 But remember that those who despise buy. 298 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,234 Don't think about it at all. Rather than buying you .. 299 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,471 ... I throw myself on that fagot architect. 300 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,631 And eradicate. You are a dinghy, you lack the oars. 301 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,758 If you grow a beard you look like Pavarotti. And go away. 302 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,234 Damn. 303 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,670 A moment. 304 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,755 Grazia. 305 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,871 - Good morning. - Hello. - Goodmorning everyone. 306 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,316 Why is the little Turquoise missing? 307 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,993 00:17:01,673 00:17:07,958 You have read? It says your group has lost in .. 310 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:11,954 ... Bag 95 points compared to yesterday. - And who cares. 311 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,712 - Hi, Turquoise. - I'm not talking to you. Shame on you. 312 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,313 You're cruel. Allow me to explain to you, to redeem myself. 313 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,676 Do you think I make myself a monster like that? 314 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,638 It was she who was undermining this hunk. 315 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,996 Turquoise, I suffer. You for me are a ... 316 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,309 Mignottone! 317 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,671 - Turquoise! - Hello. 318 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,558 Hi Luca. 319 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,839 I heard your boy friend just dumped you. 320 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,072 If you are at the shot, remember that I am here. 321 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,038 Nice mignottone that you are nothing else. 322 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,749 But how dare you? 323 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,638 Imagine we've been friends for 20 years. 324 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,679 It's a life that has been trying, but it has always gone blank. 325 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,673 00:17:54,232 No, it's Cristiano Gardini. 327 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,074 Ah, hello, I know Osanna very well. 328 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,516 - My cousin. - Nice mignottone too. 329 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,119 What do you do? Come and take a bath with us in Mordorio? 330 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,752 - Do you want? - Better than a kick in the balls. 331 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,156 We come. 332 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,158 You have fairytale skin. Looks like a suede moccasin. 333 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,591 - What a comparison. - I'm obsessed with shoes. 334 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,991 Remember, to judge a person, look at their shoes. 335 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,992 00:19:00,310 War trophy. 337 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,471 Cut it out! 338 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,996 Come on, Turquoise, let us see if they dropped. 339 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,429 Christian, help me. 340 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,269 - Come on, Luca. Cut it out. - 00:19:11,192 But which Caesar are you wrong. 342 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,829 - 00:19:16,037 - 00:19:17,190 < Cesare! 345 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:17,997 00:19:19,434 00:19:20,510 What are you doing? 348 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,273 Christian, where are you going? 349 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,634 I tell you it was him. 350 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,518 Yet? You are wrong. 351 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,194 00:19:32,711 Crew, do you see it? It's by Turchese De Benedetti, touch .. 353 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,279 ..to believe. 354 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,872 Guys, look it's a war trophy. 355 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,151 If you don't give it back to me, I'll drown you. 356 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,513 Drop the bone, give it back up. 357 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,877 Where have you been? Coward. 358 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,079 Lightning attack of puppet. 359 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,356 I still have the cold sweat on my forehead. 360 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,319 The truth is, you shit underneath in front of me. 361 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,950 And let's go. 362 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,597 Do you see this? A terrible pizza is about to leave from platform 1. 363 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,398 00:20:06,119 Here go and collect it. 365 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,954 - The costume. - Thanks, Cristiano. 366 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:20,273 Turquoise, when I see you I'm always at noon. 367 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,433 < Cesare! 368 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,276 Here we go again with the sweat. Sorry, the fault of Niarcos scampi. 369 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,839 - Yes, go. - They can kill him. 370 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,515 - Stop it, it's not him. - Maybe you're right, I didn't see right. 371 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,632 I guess you were really wrong. 372 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,314 Do you think they make that artichoke go up there? 373 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,153 - How? - Exquisite, and yours? - Good. 374 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,312 Won't all these prawns hurt you with dysentery? 375 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,914 These mica are from Niarcos. 376 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,640 - Can you get me two more? - There is no more, he ate them .. 377 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,551 ..all her. 378 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,758 Come on, stop eating, let's go shopping in Porto Cervo? 379 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,992 - Come on, Luca, will you take us? - Okay, but only until 7pm which then .. 380 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,391 ..we have poker at Sporting. - Yes, yes, perfect. 381 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,430 To the. 382 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,516 Hey, the bill. 383 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,354 Do you. Are you or are you not the richest of all? 384 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,200 00:21:32,680 00:21:33,876 It's these cocks. 387 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,115 Damn. 388 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,319 00:21:39,276 00:21:42,990 - What do I do, fan? - No, I'm quitting. 391 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,878 - Me too. - Do you have too much ass to go crazy? 392 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,554 Ass? 25 years that I have not lost a game, it is always ass. 393 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,438 Come on, come on, let's do the math. 394 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,712 So that's 5 million and 400 tu. 395 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,839 3.5 million him, 7 million and 9 the dry neck and 11.8 this. 396 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,439 But what are you a computer? 397 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,672 I always have everything in my head so I know how far I can get out of balance. 398 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,832 If you want cash, I have a commitment for dinner. 399 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,356 But do you think I'm running around with 5 million? 400 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,511 I hunted the cash at the restaurant. 401 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,436 00:22:16,479 - Here. - Here. 403 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,475 What a refinement. 404 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,153 < A Cristiano Gardini. 405 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,000 To Cristiano Gardini. 406 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:32,918 In Gardi, I don't know where you are, but I just made you win 28.6 million 407 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,199 - It always rains in the wet, let us kill you. - He's crazy. 408 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,954 But what are you doing, throw them away? 409 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,269 We joked. 410 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,919 I saw you a little tense, rebate. 411 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:48,469 You understand, I have pardoned them. What do you want to be 28 million? 412 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,159 Late in the evening the two young offspring of high finance .. 413 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,119 ... they were seen disappearing in the boat where they crowned their .. 414 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,271 ...love dream. Turquoise let's go ... 415 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,518 Wonderful. 416 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,036 It is beautiful, but who knows how much it costs. 417 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,431 Not much, 50 million. 418 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,710 A booger. 419 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,514 You say I'm the light of your eyes, prove it to me. 420 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,352 And what can I show you with the necklace? 421 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,078 - Oh God. - Dearest dear. 422 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,153 - Hi Dolly. - Nice to see you again. 423 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,559 Do you know my friend Gardini? Princess Caracciolo. 424 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,600 - Pleasure. - Gardini, from Verona if I'm not mistaken. 425 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,797 - Yes. - Nice to meet you. - My pleasure. 426 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,840 - Allora has dopo. - Goodbye. 427 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,596 Baby doll? But how is an old woman. 428 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,837 And don't change the subject. 429 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,560 - Do you still think about the necklace? - Yes. - I'll buy it for you tomorrow. 430 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,757 - Let's go back to the boat. - I still want some coffee. 431 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,480 It's the eighth you take. Then stay up all night .. 432 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,755 ... with ball eyes. 433 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,469 Why do you want to sleep tonight? 434 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,875 No, but what does it have to do with it. 435 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,391 I just want to pamper you a little. 436 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,234 - Away from everyone. - It's only one o'clock, the night is long and then .. 437 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,836 ... I want to talk about us, about our future, about ours .. 438 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,230 ... programs, of our children. - Yup. 439 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,034 Let's go back to the boat. 440 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,599 We have everything planned. 441 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,718 There isn't a second in the next 30 years that I don't know. 442 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,349 - Come on, let's go up. - You are wrong. 443 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,273 We haven't talked about our children's names yet. 444 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,794 - Let's talk about. - And let's talk about it. 445 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,555 I want 7, each with their own nanny, 5 girls and 2 boys. 446 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,798 Shall we make a soccer team? 447 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,078 I will call the females: Priscilla, Elettra, Violante .. 448 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,790 ..Beatrice and Olimpia. - I like them. And the males? 449 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,713 For males it is increasingly difficult. I like it enough.. 450 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,553 ..Massimiliano and then .. 451 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,272 ... Poldino. - I must say that I don't like Poldino. 452 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,080 - Poldino. - I understand, but it does not encroach on me. 453 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,469 It is more suitable for a dog. 454 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,474 - Poldino, you here? (SPEAK IN ENGLISH) 455 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:06,591 (THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH) 456 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,799 (THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH) 457 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,477 < Oh Poldino. It's wonderful. 458 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,989 (THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH) 459 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,629 - I love you. - I love you too. 460 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,356 But how? And I? 461 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,635 What do you? 462 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,269 Weekends, weddings, children. 463 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,837 Do them with another one, I already have my Poldino. 464 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,352 - Terrible whiteness. - So, he stood you up. 465 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,069 - But who is that long long brush? - That one? 466 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,435 E' Leopoldo Bentley. 467 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,353 - Relative? - Relative? Son and only heir. 468 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,955 You are a fly shit in comparison. 469 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,274 In front of the heavy mark I surrender. 470 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,117 Gardini. Christian, come. 471 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,350 Good evening. 472 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,919 Sit down with us. 473 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,869 00:26:13,277 How come all alone? 475 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,875 Accident on the way, I crossed a Mercedes. 476 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,830 Hush hush, look how wonderful. 477 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:23,159 00:26:28,955 Encyclopedia stuff. Endangered animals. 479 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,313 Yes, he just misses the word. 480 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,351 The word. 481 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,511 Hood! To the! 482 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,392 No no, they speak, unfortunately they speak. 483 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,710 Ao, beautiful hair! 484 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,190 Waiter, sorry, can you bring us two beers? 485 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,998 Please, look, will they be clerks or plumbers? 486 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,033 If it were up to me here in Sardinia .. 487 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,717 ..for some people I would put the quarantine. 488 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,430 Those are people who ruin Italy. 489 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,592 For me they should all be burned. 490 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,556 Well burned ... 491 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,710 Alive. 492 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,077 00:27:07,233 Those who have no class have no class. 494 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,397 Class. 495 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,955 And you will have the class. 496 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,073 That one has to give you a gift of 50 million to get you. 497 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,311 With 50 million if I like I wear the best ones .. 498 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,595 ... whores from here to Beijing. 499 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,150 But Cristiano, rest assured, they're watching us. 500 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,675 I moderate a couple of balls. And my name is not Gardini .. 501 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,399 ... my name is Proietti and I am proud of it. 502 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,717 I understood immediately that you were one. 503 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,110 I also knew right away that you were a fag. 504 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,310 But how dare you? 505 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,279 Shut up, that you and your husband just to have a Gardini on the .. 506 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,113 ... boat you would have been on all fours. 507 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,719 But I have her arrested, you know? 508 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,439 Fracicone, and get out of my way. 509 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,876 Guys, let me know that the mandrill returns. 510 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,677 See who is there. Caesar, where were you now? 511 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,830 I'll explain later. 512 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,115 But won't you introduce me? 513 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,793 - I'm Debora. - I'm Samantha. 514 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,679 - I'm Brigitta. - Nice names. I want to remember them when .. 515 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,200 ... I will have daughters. 516 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,395 Let's go dancing. 517 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,279 Okay, but worse for you, I have a hip hip game that .. 518 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,590 ... one risks getting pregnant. Joke! 519 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,359 - Then we go. - Here we go. 520 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,396 - Hey, don't touch me because it bothers me. - Does it bother me? 521 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,069 Now you see what I'm doing at the disco. On the lenses are .. 522 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,958 ... worse than leggings. 523 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:17,033 Gardini, let's all go for a drink. Are you one of us? 524 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,999 To Bamboli, but go and take it in the ass! 525 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,234 00:28:26,315 (SINGING) No Vasco no Vasco I'm not falling for it ... 527 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,394 Hey there, drunkards. 528 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,758 So how did it go? 529 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,431 Struck. 530 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,269 There are also the initials. Money out. 531 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,159 Roby, a group of whites, pay them as usual. 532 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,469 Wine. 533 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,476 Wine. 534 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,677 Did you know that wine is now out of fashion? 535 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,035 Provincial. 536 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,510 But who said 'this bullshit, Mr. Wuhrer? 537 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,599 Nowadays a young man who cares about his physique, his .. 538 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,311 ..place of the wine is a cocktail of ecological stuff. 539 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,200 Yes, good but here have we all gone stupid? 540 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,954 Instead of spaghetti they make us eat seaweed. 541 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,952 Spinach juices instead of wine. 542 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,438 ... we miss that the hottie goes out of fashion and we all become fags. 543 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,319 You named her here she is, look at her. 544 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,193 Lust. 545 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,877 Jessica Rabbit in flesh and blood. 546 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,438 Madonna that cool. 547 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,518 It sucks so much it is exaggerated. 548 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,998 It will have at least one meter and ninety of thighs. 549 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,153 And half a ton of boobs. How I would do it, how I would do it. 550 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,475 Are you done with these monates? When are we going to be serious? 551 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,476 Robert. 552 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,029 00:31:27,995 Why impossible? 554 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,434 You just ask me. 555 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,273 You are an employee of the husband. 556 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,473 Okay, what does that mean. 557 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,119 It won't be a problem. 558 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,919 If I want I can do it. 559 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,276 Ma va 'in mona. 560 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,794 00:31:42,952 Sorry, but if Roger Rabbit, who is a rabbit, did it too .. 562 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,829 ... shouldn't I be able to do it as a bull? - Let it bet? 563 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,796 Let it bet. 564 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,550 No, let me understand, that is, let's bet .. 565 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,310 ... that I take Mrs. Michela to bed .. 566 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,278 ... wife of my general manager? 567 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,511 Sure. 568 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,440 A Prosecco as usual. 569 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,949 Okay, let's make a champagne, I want to spoil myself. 570 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,355 A million. 571 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,749 A million? 572 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,071 I accept. 573 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,913 I'm counting on me. 574 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,510 Ehi, Robert! 575 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,600 Do you know what the difference is between you and the Rabbit Rabbit? 576 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,594 - We feel. - He is a cartoon, you are a jerk. 577 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,749 Do you know what? 578 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,033 It's not up to you that they draw you like that. 579 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,589 You are such an asshole. Hello. 580 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,239 I don't have time, I don't have time. 581 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,559 I recommend home immediately. 582 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,189 - I'll call you in half an hour. - Commands, Gino. 583 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,036 Goes down? 584 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,511 Yes thanks. 585 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,797 But what does it do? 586 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,475 I stopped the elevator. 587 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,196 And why? 588 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,595 Why do I have to talk to her. 589 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,435 What, sorry? 590 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,551 Her. 591 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,957 Michele Parodi. 21 years. 592 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,112 Born in Varazze, of petty bourgeois extraction, not to mention .. 593 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,352 ..proletarian. Former worker of the Sauli company. 594 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,160 One day she is noticed by the general manager and his .. 595 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,550 ..life changes from so to so. 596 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,791 Marries. 597 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,236 Become one of the richest women in town. 598 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,273 Furs, jewels, villa with swimming pool, large cars .. 599 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,879 ... displacement, however .. 600 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,919 ... there is something missing. 601 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,116 The sex ... sex! 602 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,074 00:34:30,791 ... the lift stops, and Michela instantly makes 13. 604 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,039 She met a young man who without false modesty .. 605 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,158 ... I would dare to define: very nice, discretion to .. 606 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,357 ... very high levels, reliable as a .. 607 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,037 ..Mercedes, body of a beast, no emotional involvement. 608 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,870 Which proposes her to operate in secret giving her a maximum .. 609 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,997 ... and lust guaranteed. 610 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,430 00:34:56,871 Seeing is believing. 612 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,751 - Ended? - Yup. 613 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,149 This is also expected, no problem. 614 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,516 Think about it calmly, if you think about it, call me back. 615 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,431 My number is not on the list. 616 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,713 After you, madam, take a seat. 617 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:28,234 (SING IN ENGLISH) 618 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:37,434 (SINGING) Taste of Sauli. - What are you doing? 619 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,831 I was rehearsing the latest slogan for private. 620 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,833 Flavor of pandoro, sings Gino Sauli. 621 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,596 A shit? 622 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,036 No anzi. 623 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,156 Very strong. 624 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,271 Really? 625 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,635 I take care of her, Marcolin. 626 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,593 You will make a career in here. 627 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,558 There is an air of promotion around. 628 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,915 Thank you. 629 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,238 Accountant Franchetti, remind me to re-examine the remuneration .. 630 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,276 ... of Marcolin. 631 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,034 - Definitely, director. - Smart, young man. 632 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,555 - Thank you, Mr. Director. - And you don't let me down, huh? 633 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,599 No, no, Mr. Director. Commands. 634 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,999 What a dear person. 635 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,951 But his wife still fucks him. 636 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,591 (RING THE PHONE) 637 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,955 Yup. 638 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,794 (PHONE) He's leaving. He's leaving. 639 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,873 Who is it that is leaving? 640 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,874 00:36:40,759 00:36:43,872 My husband goes to America. 643 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,992 00:36:52,195 But now he has to go to Los Angeles, we have little time. 645 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,478 How little time? Be more precise. Hours minutes and seconds. 646 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,754 Practically the duration of the Milan-Los Angeles flight. 647 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,912 Yes, from tomorrow he will start bombarding me with phone calls again. 648 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,230 ...control. - And how long does the flight last? 649 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,630 Approximately 18 hours. Very few. 650 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,600 Very few? In 18 hours I make her do the 6 days. 651 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,513 - Am I coming to you? (PHONE) Isn't he crazy? Never from me. 652 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,356 - Then she comes to me. (PHONE) But is he crazy? 653 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,437 (PHONE) If they saw me? Let alone. 654 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,672 In the city they are waiting for nothing else. I can't risk them seeing me. 655 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,190 I'll pick you up right away with my car. 656 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,714 I've already discovered it all. 657 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,474 We fly out of town, I know a place. 658 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,229 But is he crazy? 659 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,040 They would also recognize his car in Pordenone. 660 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,394 Look, get one at the car rental in Piazza Bra. 661 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,920 And wait for me there, I'll get back to you. 662 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,639 - These are the documents. - Yes. - These are the keys. - Yup. 663 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,438 - And that's the car. - Thank you. 664 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,958 - < Ehi. - Ehi. 665 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,271 Ciao. 666 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,752 00:39:15,430 Come on, hurry up they see us. 668 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,035 O Madonna! 669 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,593 The nun of Monza. Praised be Jesus Christ. 670 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,875 Vada vada! 671 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,034 00:39:44,158 How had her husband dressed, like the Totip friar? 673 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,312 But has anyone seen us, are they chasing us? 674 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,835 Don't worry, we haven't robbed a bank. 675 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,554 I have tremendous anxiety. 676 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,071 - Where are you taking me? - Trust me. It is not the first time that .. 677 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,117 ... I am in a general situation. 678 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,238 I am an adultery practitioner. 679 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,515 No problem. 680 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,035 Don't be a fanatic. 681 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,829 - Where are you taking me? - In a safe place. 682 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,679 What degree of security? 683 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,075 Where we're going, he wouldn't even find us Derrick. 684 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,754 - Why is Derrick following us? - But no, I was joking. 685 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,957 Then shut up, don't shake me. 686 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,309 At this hour the mona is taking off. 687 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,516 Instead we land in 15 minutes. 688 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,155 But is it to be trusted? 689 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,518 They have just opened it, we are practically inaugurating it. 690 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,956 Hey, old whorehouse. 691 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,120 Accountant Franchetti. 692 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,636 Just reopened and you already zac. 693 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,276 - 00:41:01,552 This is Mrs. Luana. 695 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,190 Restless housewife from Rovigo. 696 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,274 Pleasure. 697 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,756 And you with which pig did you introduce yourself? 698 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,951 Who is it? 699 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,073 Sister Lisetta, my cousin. 700 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,470 What lust. 701 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,234 What did you understand? I accompanied her to the sanctuary of the .. 702 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,518 ..Carmine, but we are lost. - The sanctuary is near Udine. 703 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,715 Here we are on the Garda. 704 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,873 I told you in Bussolengo to turn left. 705 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,553 Thanks, Franchetti, thanks. 706 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,236 Treats to the pig ... to Mrs. ... alla Luana. 707 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,038 Hello, hello, congratulations. 708 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,154 Take me home right away. 709 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,358 I knew, I didn't have to accept his proposal. 710 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,272 Be calm, be calm. 711 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,678 We reason. The mona is already flying over the white cliffs .. 712 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,832 ... of Dover. We have already done 50 km. 713 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,875 What we want to do? 714 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,118 Here is a place exclusively frequented by Germans. 715 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,630 Are we going there? 716 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,156 All right. 717 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,957 The only risk is that we find Derrick. 718 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,679 So this Derrick follows us. 719 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,672 No, no, I joked, I joked. 720 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,594 Please. Damn me and Derrick. 721 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,955 < Ah! 722 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,955 Bad luck is like the postman, it always rings 2 times. 723 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,509 But you will see that at the third we go smoothly. 724 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,999 I don't want to sound boring, but let's take precautions. 725 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,120 We stop in Sirmione and rent a new car .. 726 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,600 ... to sidetrack the enemy? 727 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,477 Maybe that's too much. 728 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,473 The important thing is that we go away from my husband's fiefdom. 729 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,916 Yes, we could throw ourselves towards Taormina. 730 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,634 But we only have 12 hours left. 731 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,238 00:43:01,239 We have trespassed. 733 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,912 Take out your passport and get ready at 1000 and 1 night. 734 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,920 - Aaah! - What's up? Ah! 735 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,958 Ah! 736 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,836 Of course that to us "a quiet weekend of fear" makes us a blowjob 737 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,639 Calm calm. 738 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,555 Where are we? 739 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,910 In Bergamo. 740 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,396 We will have already done 200 km. 741 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,356 It's night. 742 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,558 By now the mona will already be flying over the Atlantic. 743 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,917 Now enough, what do we want to do in the Paris-Dakar? 744 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,234 Okay, but in my opinion we do a whirl. 745 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,999 Ah! 746 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,792 What happens, he had a nightmare? 747 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,112 Don't be stupid, will they give us the room yes or no? 748 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,315 They give us a suite. 749 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,437 And what name did he give me? 750 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,750 Nobody, I gave 100 thousand. 751 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,112 - Room 6032. - Thank you. 752 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,829 On behalf of the hotel staff, I wish you a .. 753 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,354 ... wonderful night. 754 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,750 Don't worry, I'll give it my all. 755 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,034 What's all this familiarity with a stranger? 756 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,874 What's wrong with that? He's a hotel porter, he's not stupid. 757 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,509 He understood the situation and cheers for us. 758 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,671 - What did you understand? - Nothing. 759 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,520 That we are away. 760 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,957 Come on like a good girl, go up quickly that I will join you in a minute. 761 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,235 What happens? 762 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,710 Nothing. 763 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:45,276 I make a final inspection around here just to be calm 764 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,111 Baby. 765 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,911 Bravo, so I like it, caution is never too much. 766 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,151 You check, I'm going up to plug everything. 767 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,552 Yes, good, stage, stage. 768 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,678 After with friends at the bar I uncork. 769 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,956 Stappa stappa stappa stappa sta ... ppa. 770 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,799 Thing? In the room with Michela? 771 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,633 (TELEPHONE) In the room? I am in a suite. 772 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,194 (PHONE) Prepare the money. 773 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,516 Come on, we all know he's a bale counter. 774 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,832 The bale counter is located at the Sheraton Hotel in Bergamo. 775 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,595 Room 6032. Ciao, pandorini. 776 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,475 The creative came up with a new slogan. 777 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,871 When Mr. Sauli is at your table .. 778 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,670 ... its director is caught by us. 779 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,156 - Marcolin Roberto. - The mona! 780 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,879 - Mr. Director. - Exactly. 781 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,037 The manager never leaves you alone. 782 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,315 What are you doing here? 783 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,033 Wasn't he on the flight to Los Angeles? 784 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,591 - Now he should be on Nova Scotia. - Don't tell me. 785 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,871 It has been an ordeal since I left. 786 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,031 If you knew what happened to me. 787 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,635 If you knew what happened to me since you left. 788 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,359 - How? - No, say. 789 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,878 Arrival at Milan Malpensa airport, tac the strike is triggered 790 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,600 5 hours locked inside the Jumbo. 791 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,196 Without air conditioning, without food, without being able to smoke. 792 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,159 At a certain moment they decide to download us and tell us .. 793 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,030 .. go to Bergamo, we wait for a new plane .. and instead tac. 794 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,918 A new strike arrives. 795 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,674 This time it is the air traffic controllers of Rome. 796 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,831 But let us kill them. 797 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,796 Come? 798 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,951 - When its needed its needed. - Exactly. 799 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,955 - And now I'm here as a ... - A mona! 800 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,350 - Sorry. - No, no, he's right. 801 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,636 - Yes, yes exactly. - Thank you. - Like a mona. 802 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,111 I'm here like a mona waiting for someone to tell me .. 803 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,315 ..if you leave or not. 804 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,040 - It's a nice mess. - It's a tragedy. 805 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,913 But what are you doing here? 806 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,834 - Here? - Eh. - I? - Eh. 807 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,034 Here ... what ... 808 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,998 Don't say it because I already know so much. 809 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,231 - No Yes. 810 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,313 She is away with a beautiful pig. 811 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,835 Maialona. 812 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,149 A lady. 813 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,071 A lady. 814 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,914 With which he trespassed in Lombardy so as not to be .. 815 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,071 ..picked by the cuckold husband. 816 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,275 Is it true or not? 817 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,276 If she says so. 818 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,192 Of course I say it, I'm not a mona. 819 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,158 Never said me. 820 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,916 Anyway, don't worry Marcolin, I am a grave. 821 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,273 What is the name of the swine? 822 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,476 What's your name. 823 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:25,830 What's your name. 824 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,354 - Who? - The swine. 825 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,351 What's your name. 826 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,271 I do not know. 827 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,276 Tell me. 828 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,196 Her name is Luana. 829 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,477 Restless housewife from Rovigo. 830 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,637 Luana. 831 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,074 But wasn't the accountant Franchetti fucking her? 832 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,719 Luckily she is a grave. 833 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,473 Oh, excuse me Marcolin, you're right. 834 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,029 - No, I ran away. - Imagine. 835 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,874 It is that this Luana is a walking legend. 836 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,519 - I'd like to meet you. - For charity. - Why? 837 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,629 - Not his type. - That's what she says. 838 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,758 In fact, why don't you introduce it to me? 839 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,116 - It could always come in handy. - Impossible. 840 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,600 But why impossible? 841 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,233 Ms. Luana is such a little person .. 842 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,075 ... shy, very shy. - Oh yes? 843 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,799 What did she tell you? 844 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,236 Will I take you to Bergamo to see Atalanta? 845 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:17,876 Marcolin! 846 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,120 Go up and call her and we'll have lunch together. 847 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,196 It's an order. 848 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,759 - I have to ... - Go. 849 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,389 - I go. - Go. 850 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,713 Excuse me, director, the strike has been lifted. Let's go. 851 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,469 What an ass! Oh sorry. 852 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,719 No, no, good. Exact. 853 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,716 However, when I come back from Los Angeles, Luana introduces her to me. 854 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,074 I will not miss. 855 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,273 - Director. - Yup? 856 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,677 The important thing is that his wife doesn't know anything. 857 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,512 My wife doesn't even mention her. 858 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,473 My wife is a saint. 859 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,231 Yup. 860 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,954 Santa Permaflex. 861 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,111 The patron saint of the mattress. 862 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,039 - Who is it? - 00:49:14,552 - I who? - 00:49:21,316 (CANTICCHIA 9 1/2 WEEKS) 865 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,630 But what does it do? Come in soon. 866 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,512 What is he doing there dazed? 867 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,629 I admire. 868 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,757 Help me barricade this door. 869 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,552 We are in Bergamo, we are not at the 5 days of Milan. 870 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,275 Ah! 871 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,635 Ah! 872 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,230 Be calm, be calm. 873 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,315 O Madonna! 874 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,357 Let's not panic. 875 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,591 - Here take these. - No. 876 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,353 Oh good huh? 877 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,280 Maybe he's right, I'm exaggerating with guilt. 878 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,195 There is no danger, he is far away, he is above the ocean. 879 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,270 Eh! 880 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,154 Brava, here. 881 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,829 Do like Griffith. 882 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,798 Neuro-vegetative relaxation. 883 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,995 What does it do? 884 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,678 Nothing, I'm in the approach phase. 885 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,634 I'll be petting in a little while. 886 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,792 But I have a heart that beats me at 1000. 887 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,395 I'm sick, I'm shaking all over and I'm nervous 888 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,835 Leave it to me. 889 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,552 Before working with Mr. Sauli I was with Mr. Bonomelli. 890 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,512 Please, Marcolin, I'm nervous. 891 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,638 Ok, ok, now let's create some atmosphere. 892 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,632 Maybe it's the light that bothers her. 893 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,036 Now I tune in to Videomusic. 894 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,431 So we create the musical feeling. 895 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,710 Bravo. 896 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,156 Music excites me madly. 897 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,231 It catches me too. 898 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,354 (TV) Mr. Sauli never leaves you alone. 899 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,397 - Ah! - Ah! 900 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,757 This is not an advertisement for a pandoro. 901 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,036 It's the trailer for '' The House IV ''. 902 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,353 No, no, nothing, nothing. 903 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,909 Past, past. 904 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,353 All right, I'll take a hot bath. 905 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,954 It will relax me. 906 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,238 Meanwhile, she undresses. 907 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,359 Calmly. 908 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,715 Very calm. 909 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,359 (THEY PLAY ON THE INTERCOM) 910 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,555 Nothing, don't worry, I ordered the champagnino. 911 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,394 Go ahead, do it. 912 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,550 < Marcolin! 913 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,119 00:52:06,914 00:52:13,910 Is Marcolin in the bathroom? 916 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,751 No. 917 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,034 - Excuse me. - Flight cancelled. 918 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,998 We leave tomorrow morning at 7.30. 919 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,594 I have to spend the night here. 920 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,478 - Here? - But not here. 921 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,597 They gave me the next room. 922 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,033 While I'm here, I take the opportunity, I'll call my wife. 923 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,031 No! 924 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,315 - No. - Why not? 925 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,470 Why. 926 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:33,914 - Why? - Why. 927 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,118 Excuse me, you're here alone, aren't you? 928 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,518 His wife believes her in flight. 929 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,273 Why don't we take advantage of it? 930 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,992 - But how? - The goalkeepers. 931 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,713 They always have an agenda from which some pigs come out. 932 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:52,551 It's true. 933 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,476 So why bother the sleeping dog. 934 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,914 Why? 935 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,079 About pork. 936 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,510 Where is La Luana? 937 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,351 Where is it? 938 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,669 - Where is it? - Who? 939 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,160 - La Luana. - Where is it? 940 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,390 - In the bathroom? - No. 941 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,393 - So who is there? - Where is it? - In the bathroom. - La Luana. 942 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:17,475 The Luana, the Luana. Indeed, I would be on the final countdown. 943 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:20,439 If I could be alone. You understand me, Gino. 944 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:27,676 - Sure. In fact, I'm sorry for my invasion. - Nothing. 945 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,717 But please, Marcolin. 946 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,269 - Yup? - Hold up the company flag. 947 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:35,514 It will be tough. 948 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,995 No. 949 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,230 Marcolin. 950 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,355 Let me take a peek at it, so I get a little high. 951 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,431 No, the peek no. 952 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,477 Don't be mona. 953 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:50,675 I? 954 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,717 Marcolin, it's an order. 955 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,910 Ma! 956 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,910 Ma! 957 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,318 Ma! 958 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,949 Ma! 959 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,434 Magnificent. 960 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,154 Fantastic. 961 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,153 What a great ass! 962 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,234 Wonderful! 963 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,838 Looks like my wife's. 964 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,997 Don't even say this as a joke. 965 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,440 Marcolin. 966 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,438 I'm gassed to the max. 967 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,476 Beautiful. 968 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,513 Run down to the night porter for help. 969 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,750 What does he do? 970 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,272 Do you think the director of the Sauli is disgusting himself like this? 971 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,874 He has, has ... 972 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,078 The request, my dear Marcolin .. 973 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,630 ... now she's going to do it for me. 974 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,631 I? 975 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,236 But director, I'm on the launch pad. 976 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,794 And who cares. 977 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,273 And then she is also on the launch pad in the company. 978 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,676 Marcolin. 979 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,075 If she brings an ass like that to my room .. 980 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,038 ... I make it become ... 981 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:00,909 Vice president. 982 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,675 Let's not exaggerate. 983 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,114 No, let's exaggerate. 984 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,510 Camera? 985 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,832 Let me take control of the situation and take them to your room .. 986 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,196 ..Messalina disguised as Cicciolina. 987 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,750 The maximum. Come director. 988 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,356 Do not worry. I'll take care of it, director, I'll take care of it. 989 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,591 I'll handle that. 990 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,034 I'll handle that. 991 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,349 I'll handle that. 992 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,550 I'll handle that. 993 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,954 00:55:33,993 - 00:55:35,036 ... this shower. 996 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,191 I see. 997 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,873 She was absolutely right. 998 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,158 All my fears. What could happen to us? 999 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,317 If I tell her what could happen to us .. 1000 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,871 ... the desire to cheat on her husband passes away until 2090. 1001 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,870 Stupid, now he's making fun of me. 1002 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,639 No, look, now I have a little anguish about me. 1003 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,153 I don't know, career, Messalina Cicciolina. 1004 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,799 Excuse me, I have to go. 1005 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,790 But where does it go? 1006 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,479 Where I go? 1007 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,595 It occurred to me that I left the lights on. 1008 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,597 00:56:24,595 Yes, but at this time where can I fix an available one? 1010 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,478 Excuse me don't they call them fireflies? 1011 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,393 Then they will go around at night, otherwise they were wasps. 1012 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,154 - 00:56:35,077 So what night porter are you? 1014 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,234 Come on, be good, take out your blanket diary. 1015 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,518 00:56:45,952 Let's see if her memory comes back. 1017 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,359 - I remember everything. - He saw? 1018 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,313 I remember I lost the diary. 1019 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,629 O Madonna! 1020 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,074 We can fix it. 1021 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,831 Here it is. 1022 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,117 Do they put them in the Yellow Pages in Bergamo? 1023 00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,669 But no, the street guide isn't it? Here it is. 1024 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,757 Here you see? Liberty Avenue. 1025 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,509 Here he will see fires. It is a truck driver's paradise. 1026 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,795 Ask for Moira. 1027 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,713 - But is it a fair one? - Eh. 1028 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,712 They call it the tipper tiger. 1029 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,791 I understand. 1030 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,680 Hey, how much do you want? 1031 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,470 But go mona, fennel, go away, culattone. 1032 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,310 But. 1033 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,080 How is it, right? 1034 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,038 Yes, yes, that's right. 1035 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,554 Miss Moira, the tipper tiger? 1036 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,235 What are you Chinese? 1037 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,834 No, I'm from Verona. 1038 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:05,956 Is. 1039 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,437 Look, I have a nice client for you. 1040 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,393 Come on, come on, you made 13 tonight. 1041 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,394 No, I've already done 15 tonight and now I'm going to sleep. 1042 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,551 No, wait, you can't ruin me. 1043 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,992 Come on, tiger, you say a figure and I exaggerate. 1044 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,314 200.000. 1045 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,111 - All right. - Half an hour. 1046 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:26,715 And all night? 1047 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,035 A million! 1048 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,873 All right, come on. 1049 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,711 Awarded. 1050 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,679 If you behave well I know that you can also remedy some Pandoro. 1051 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,672 - And no nougat? - Really. 1052 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,594 But where the hell did that idiot go? 1053 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,229 Oh my mona's car. 1054 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,915 Michela! 1055 00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,835 What are you doing here? 1056 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,830 I heard about the cancellation of the flight and I rushed. 1057 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,789 I couldn't sleep thinking you were a few miles away from me. 1058 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,589 Here we go. 1059 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,800 - Hi, Happy. - Hi, Moira. Mr. Marcolin, where are you going? 1060 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,031 I need the lady's papers. 1061 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,469 How the documents? 1062 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,430 It's Moira, the tipper tiger. 1063 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,715 He also greeted her. 1064 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,473 Documents or not you climb. 1065 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:32,835 Here is the passport. 1066 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,076 Thank you. 1067 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,390 Here if I don't finish, I miss the 13th. 1068 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,993 Tiger at work. 1069 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,439 Meet Moira, the Carol Alt from lower Bergamo. 1070 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,518 This shower did me good. 1071 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,554 Oh God! 1072 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,838 Marcolin, this is my wife. 1073 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,833 - Pleasure. - 01:00:08,111 Way. 1075 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:09,990 Do you need anything? 1076 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,629 Me and my lady .. 1077 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,394 ... we would go to sleep. 1078 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,799 No, we don't need anything. I'll take care of him. Think of your lady. 1079 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:24,915 I will not miss. 1080 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:34,119 Moira plus Luana. Blessed are you, Marcolin. 1081 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,632 But go to money and Luana. 1082 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,072 Listen, I'm with you and Luana is not doing a damn thing. 1083 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,953 And then I got really bored. 1084 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,317 Bring out the million, otherwise I'll give you a mess that you go to .. 1085 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,312 ... end up on the front page. 1086 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,318 Look, I start screaming. 1087 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,912 - I'm gonna scream. - Okay, quiet, calm down. 1088 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,070 My sacrifice. 1089 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,275 Pay. 1090 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,798 Listen, I pay, but you .. 1091 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,309 ... since you're here. 1092 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,795 Half an hour. 1093 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,435 If you can. 1094 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,433 I turn you over properly. 1095 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,998 If the truckers know that I gave you a pumpkin for half an hour. 1096 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,437 They wait for me in Ronco Bilaccio and put me under 50 trucks. 1097 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,992 (TOGETHER) Mona mona mona. 1098 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,710 It is identical to Michela. 1099 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,109 As such. 1100 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,510 Oh my God, morality. 1101 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,594 Worse, friends from the bar. 1102 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,834 (TOGETHER) Mona, mona. 1103 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,955 {TOGETHER} Pay, Pay. - I pay, I pay. 1104 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:46,033 I pay, I pay, here. 1105 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,635 01:01:52,110 If I took a Concorde I spent less. 1107 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,272 We are waiting for you in the car. 1108 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,512 - Hello. - Yes, bye. 1109 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,109 At home, Giovanni. 1110 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,478 I would really know a place. 1111 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,434 - What if Derrick chases us? - No, Derrick no. 1112 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,910 < No, Derrick no! 1113 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,640 Have fun in Rome. 1114 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:00,596 Do you want to stop? 1115 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,591 Do you want to stop? 1116 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,313 You don't have to name that city. 1117 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,595 You know I feel bad. 1118 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,433 Do you know or not? 1119 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:07,911 Say one more thing. 1120 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,674 01:03:15,510 The only time, I say the only time I decide to follow Milan. 1122 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,190 Away. 1123 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,839 Do you have to ruin my day? 1124 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,115 Come on, I'm sorry. 1125 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,714 I know you didn't do it on purpose. 1126 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,793 Now go to the lake, drive slowly, please. 1127 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,919 - Go Milan! - Come on, come on, come on, we'll win, we'll win! 1128 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,392 Hi Van, hi Basten. 1129 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,872 Ugh, but dad we are called Pietro and Paolo. 1130 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:38,916 For the registry. 1131 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,720 But for me you are Van and Basten, my idol. 1132 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,235 Keep santino. 1133 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,954 Hello, cipollini. 1134 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,196 Hello, Silvio. 1135 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,115 Stop calling me Silvio. 1136 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:53,354 Remember that being named after our president is an honor. 1137 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,274 You don't understand anything. 1138 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,915 Best wishes! 1139 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,516 Let's go well. 1140 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,194 Then! But what is there still now? 1141 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,077 - It will not start. - Here I knew. 1142 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,754 Let's start well, really a beautiful day, come on, come on. 1143 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,230 Put the third, go with the third. 1144 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,550 Hello, children, hello, goodbye. 1145 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,315 - Goodmorning doctor. - 'Day accountant, where are you going? 1146 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,232 I was going to Ro ... er. 1147 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,279 - Milan follows. - Milan? Bravo too. 1148 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,876 - Do you know that I thought you were an Inter fan? - Eh interista. 1149 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,110 Milanista! 1150 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,840 - Maybe that's why he never promotes me. - What if ... 1151 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,355 ... you are one of my best employees. - Ah thanks. 1152 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,796 Given the opportunity, I would like to ask you for a raise. 1153 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,031 - Bravo, see you on the plane. - All right. 1154 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,395 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1155 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,834 You know, it's not the usual North-South, South-North rivalry. 1156 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,479 Absolutely not. 1157 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,393 I hate the capital. 1158 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,755 It's stronger than me. 1159 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,115 I hate her. 1160 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,033 When I went to school I cheered Hannibal. 1161 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,350 - Mr. Carlo Verdone. - Yup? 1162 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,750 - Smoking or non-smoking? - Non-Smoking. 1163 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,839 But how come? 1164 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,869 If I've never smoked in my life what is my fault? 1165 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,439 Sooner or later I will learn. 1166 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,678 Good morning. Track! 1167 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:16,195 Excuse me, father, it will also be the eternal city, but I am there for a few hours. 1168 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,159 - I go enjoy and come back. - Oh Lord. 1169 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,755 But why don't you see the match on TV? 1170 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,196 Because when Gullit shoots him in the V vault .. 1171 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,397 ... I want to see Viola's purple face. 1172 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,789 But she is worse than an ultra. 1173 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,837 No, I'm for non-violence. 1174 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,593 Do you know what I dreamed of tonight? 1175 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,400 That I was Nero and I was setting the Capitol on fire. 1176 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,756 Think geese, think geese. 1177 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,394 (SPEAKER) We inform passengers that the flight to ... 1178 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,029 ... Ciampino was suspended due to a strike .. 1179 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,599 ... of ground staff in Rome. 1180 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,039 But how, but how? 1181 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,551 But then we don't leave anymore. 1182 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,109 What do I do now, can I no longer follow Milan? 1183 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,396 Can't I see Milan anymore? You help me. 1184 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,154 - Father, give me a hand. - Get a rental car. 1185 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,477 Is it possible with the rental car? 1186 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,198 - God bless you, father. Thank you. - What a strange guy. 1187 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,316 This is the booklet. She is lucky. 1188 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,879 We were dry. 1189 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,919 But a little while ago a customer from Verona returned it to us. 1190 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,199 And Our Lady! 1191 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,029 What is it, is she sick? 1192 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,471 - What is this here, what is it? - The license plate. 1193 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,758 You tear it away, you tear it away. 1194 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,399 But what he says? 1195 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:36,554 To me this plaque is like kryptonite to Nembo Kid. 1196 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:37,955 I lack the strength. 1197 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,110 Oh God! 1198 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:44,070 I don't know what to tell you if it's for luck to rent mine. 1199 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,990 Really? 1200 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,233 Tell me what car is it? 1201 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,035 Is that. 1202 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,073 Giallorossi? 1203 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,598 Come on, walk, out of the bales up, please, up. 1204 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:04,951 01:07:09,233 O my beautiful little Madonna. 1206 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,750 That you shine from afar. 1207 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,389 The radio, the radio, come on I hear the sports news. 1208 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,598 (RADIO) For the Sport preview, the latest news between Rome and Milan. 1209 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,397 Olé. 1210 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,671 (RADIO) Bad news in the Giallorossi home. 1211 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,832 (RADIO) Manfredonia is still disqualified. Roma will send .. 1212 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,676 ... many spring boys on the pitch. - How I enjoy! 1213 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,234 Holy shit. 1214 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,029 Libidine is fine, but I was doing a frontal. 1215 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:43,433 Rag. Verdone, respect the limits, but above all, tie your belts. 1216 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,429 Keep calm. 1217 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,595 01:08:09,797 I almost almost pull them up. Yes, I pull them up I make the trip together 1219 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,075 You are welcome. 1220 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,560 Go up, go up. 1221 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:24,909 I'll take you to the stadium. 1222 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,878 - Ao. - Mortacci yours and this great son of a whore. 1223 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:42,676 You are welcome? 1224 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,719 I said kill her and this son of a whore. 1225 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,038 I will.. 1226 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,353 ... aren't you Milanese? 1227 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,999 No, we are Romans from Rome. 1228 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,999 01:08:57,072 Otherwise we mounted with the cock. 1230 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,672 But the scarves? 1231 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,555 Milan scarves? 1232 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,633 These are the spoils of war of the last Milan-Roma in San Siro 1233 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,553 Do you know how much scarves and hats cost us? 1234 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,229 Do you know how much? 1235 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,319 3 months in jail to us. 1236 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,279 01:09:18,831 ..2 broken fingers and 4 fractured ribs. 1238 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,991 A squeeze of blood! 1239 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,279 Mortacci them! It's like the keg. Buy 2 Get 4. 1240 01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:26,635 Necessary. 1241 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,113 So you .. 1242 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,232 ..you get out of jail? - Yes. 1243 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:35,120 Destiny would have it that they dissolved us today. 1244 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,352 Return day of the Roma-Milan match. Let's go to Rome. 1245 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,034 Do you know what we do to those bastards of the Milan Club? 1246 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,077 Let us kill them. 1247 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:44,634 And of those who do not tell them. 1248 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,473 Mortacci them! 1249 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,469 A thing, but aren't you going to Rome to cheer on Milan? 1250 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:50,994 You speak so strange. 1251 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:51,831 I? 1252 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,515 No. 1253 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,234 What are you kidding? What are you really kidding? 1254 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,676 Come on, he also has a car with a license plate in Rome. 1255 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:00,114 You say huh? 1256 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,237 Yes, that is, I'm from Milan, right? 1257 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,199 But I'm a wolf. 1258 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:09,874 See what a tool! A Milanese who supports Rome. Gagliardo. 1259 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,634 - You're really cool. - You're too strong. 1260 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,235 - Give me 5, I'm Romulus. - Ouch. 1261 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,439 Very pleased, Remo. 1262 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:19,155 Over there. 1263 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,597 My name is Carlo Verdone accountant. 1264 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,915 (TOGETHER) Like the actor. 1265 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,593 You are too strong. 1266 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,718 01:10:44,476 01:10:47,430 01:10:49,433 What am I doing? 1270 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,199 No, you take care of it. 1271 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,790 No, guys let's not be recognized, come on. 1272 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,555 Take out the jack and smash his head. Open it in 2. 1273 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,879 - No, the boss no. - 01:11:04,238 Tonight when you go back come back here we uncork .. 1275 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,676 ... a bottle in the face of the Root. 1276 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,510 But I'm going to kill him. 1277 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,671 Good, I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it. 1278 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,037 You fool! Deficient! 1279 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:18,636 What is this confidence? Think about your work, listen to Green Wave 1280 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,110 Dumb face! 1281 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,959 (TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome. 1282 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,959 I painted you. 1283 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,833 Aho, .. the heart of this city ... 1284 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,316 Yellow like the sun and red like my heart. 1285 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,879 Goodnight, core of this city. 1286 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,475 - Rome Rome Rome. - Another verse. 1287 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,710 Core de 'sta city. 1288 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,838 Don't you sing the magical Rome anthem of the Scudetto? 1289 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,719 - Come on. - I'm out of tune, I'm worse than Califano. 1290 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,518 What are we in San Remo? Come on, sing. 1291 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,557 But then I don't know the words, I'm not capable. 1292 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,997 Okay, then let's do ... Thanks Rome ... 1293 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,595 - Thanks Rome, no I'm sorry. - How Thanks Rome no? 1294 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,195 - No, Thanks Rome I don't sing it. - What do you mean? 1295 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,874 - Nothing. - Look ahead we are going to cross. 1296 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,440 - What would you say? - And sing! 1297 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,638 Since Grazie Roma is a delicate song. 1298 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,074 Come on sing, sing. 1299 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,639 Okay, I sing? 1300 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,872 - A song. - Come on, get it over with and sing us this song. 1301 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,439 (SINGING) Ciripiripi plays the chick. 1302 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,353 (SINGING) Here here here here the goose. 1303 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,909 Don't break my balls and sing a Roman song. 1304 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,469 Roman song! 1305 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,111 I'll tell you which one you have to sing. 1306 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,233 - That of Rugantino. - Yup. 1307 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,677 Rome, don't be stupid tonight. Come on, sing. Careful. 1308 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:39,751 Yup. 1309 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,274 Ah that one I know. 1310 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,669 I remember it. 1311 01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:48,239 Ao but are you kidding us? Are you dumb? Come on! 1312 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,075 You have to make yourself heard! 1313 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,036 All right. 1314 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,358 Ostia don't be stupid ... 1315 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,272 Rome! Rome! 1316 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,478 Rome don't be stupid tonight. 1317 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,714 (SINGING) Rome don't be stupid tonight. 1318 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:12,079 - Give me a hand to make them say yes. - What are you doing, are you crying? 1319 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,517 Poverello, he was moved. 1320 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,071 (TOGETHER) The brighter you have. 1321 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:23,473 (TOGETHER) And a friccico de Luna. 1322 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,870 Alt! Starboard enemy. 1323 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,953 01:13:30,509 - Prepare for boarding. - Which boarding? 1325 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,830 Make a nice embroidery on this bastard, come on. 1326 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,035 But to whom in the Milanese? 1327 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,670 - I believe you. - What if he doesn't accept the joke? - What the fuck do you care. 1328 01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,353 Now he is offended, take a look. 1329 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,512 Accelerate and pull over to the right. 1330 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:45,194 I accelerate and go right. But you can't, it's forbidden. 1331 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:48,478 - It can be done. (TOGETHER) It can be done. Yes it can. 1332 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,677 But what do I do to him then? 1333 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:53,275 You do the whole side of it, take it away. 1334 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,839 - All? - All. 1335 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,434 - All all? - All. 1336 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,799 Okay, let's do it all, who cares, let's do it all. 1337 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,869 Ao the nail on the left. 1338 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:04,751 To the left. 1339 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,069 Will you keep it for me for a moment? 1340 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,196 Come on, I keep you. 1341 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,430 Hurry up, hurry up. 1342 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,113 - We'll do it. - Come on. 1343 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,754 01:14:18,119 (TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you. 1345 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,636 (TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you. 1346 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,277 (TOGETHER) Milan Milan fuck you. 1347 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,959 But accountant Verdone. 1348 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,671 - The boss. - The head fan? 1349 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:33,114 The head of the office. 1350 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,352 Now you see when I go to Milan I make the end of .. 1351 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:42,596 ... comm. Cattani. Taratatatata. Papapapam. It's over, it's over. 1352 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:44,319 What the fuck are you saying? 1353 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,754 What are you stupid? 1354 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,673 Yes, I'm stupid, you saw, you saw. 1355 01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,558 I made a good scar, I did. 1356 01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:53,395 When I go back to Milan he says: '' Did you do the scar? '' Yes ​​me. 1357 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,312 - Because I'm a wolf cub. - Sure. 1358 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,716 - I'm a wolf cub. - We are people of courage. 1359 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,030 We are people of courage, indeed. 1360 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,192 - Mythical. - Come on, come on, walk, walk. 1361 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,317 - You're great. - Mythical mythical mythical. 1362 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:08,916 (Together) Alé oo. 1363 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,990 - Ao but how the fuck are you driving? - And what do I know. 1364 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:51,676 - Did you touch anything? - Yes, no, no that is. 1365 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,354 - Pull over. - Now pull over, pull over. 1366 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:55,989 01:16:06,596 Journey over, it must be the electrical wires. 1368 01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,080 What bad luck, huh? 1369 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,277 What an ass, I'm an auto electrician. 1370 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,517 No! 1371 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,109 As an auto electrician? 1372 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,910 That is to say of those who play at home with candles and wires ... 1373 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:20,789 Electric car electrician own, in 2 minutes we leave. 1374 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,476 No! 1375 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,030 (TOGETHER) Yes! 1376 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,749 Let's open this hood. 1377 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,433 What an ass we got. 1378 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:29,716 What an ass, what luck, I was worried. 1379 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,554 True electrician, what an ass we had, what an ass. 1380 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,795 Here we are. 1381 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:37,757 Yup. 1382 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,834 Where the fuck did he go? 1383 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,510 It doesn't fit anymore 1384 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:50,516 Tip. 1385 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,711 But where are you looking under the car? 1386 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,879 Ao and this is gone. 1387 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,674 Yuu I did it. I've done it. 1388 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,399 Those 2 idiotic faces. 1389 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,789 I did it, sir! 1390 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,109 Friendly driver. 1391 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,429 Friendly driver. 1392 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,590 Hear something. 1393 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,195 Wait a minute, we're not on track. 1394 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,317 Stop, stop. 1395 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,710 Wait for me to arrive. 1396 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,234 Wait. 1397 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,755 Wait a moment. Lord! 1398 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:18,830 Wait. 1399 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,631 Stop the bus. Stop. 1400 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,673 Here Tyson, here Tyson, come on Red Fox. 1401 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,638 This is Tyson, come on Red Fox. 1402 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,633 (SHED) Red Fox. Stay on top, Tyson. 1403 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,474 (SHED) You have entered the area of ​​the gang of trucks. 1404 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,756 (SHELTER) Yesterday they made two buckets. Over. 1405 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,150 Don't worry, I have a nice little present here. 1406 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,629 Excuse me, sir. 1407 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,149 He broke my melon. 1408 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,757 01:17:52,310 The electrician. 1410 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,239 What have you done, crazy! 1411 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,075 Milan branded. 1412 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,560 Rossoneri upholstery. 1413 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,075 I haven't seen it anymore. 1414 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,275 I'll kill him. 1415 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,476 I'll kill him. 1416 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,631 I'll kill him. Yes I'll kill him. 1417 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,837 (TOGETHER) Terrible. 1418 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,436 His Mortacci. 1419 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,193 I'm all stiff, ao. 1420 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,873 01:18:24,957 Ao I'm going to have a nice beer. 1422 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,040 What are you stupid, let's change the water to the fish first, right? 1423 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,270 Yes good. 1424 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:32,030 Ao, what are you doing? 1425 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,838 I'm here, I'm here. You go away. 1426 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,389 Don't worry, I take care of everything, go, go. 1427 01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,270 Guys, they stole the keys. 1428 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:01,749 Here they are. 1429 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,958 I knew they screwed me, I knew it. 1430 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,474 Long live Milan, long live Milan. 1431 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,270 E dammele. 1432 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,395 - Thank you. - Where are you going. 1433 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:14,959 You're always playing jokes. 1434 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:20,598 Beautiful! You are beautiful! 1435 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,634 Ao, where are you going? But don't you change the water to the bird? 1436 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,952 - Come on, come on. - You don't shit, you don't piss, you don't fart. 1437 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,509 What's on your bladder, a cobblestone? 1438 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:43,754 No, now I do too. I take a piss ... 1439 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,038 Flooding the whole Tiber. 1440 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,435 What are you doing? 1441 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,550 - 01:20:21,395 - No, no, what are you doing? - I'll choke you. 1443 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,309 Help! 1444 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:35,153 Help, guys. 1445 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,118 Help me, please. 1446 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:41,160 Help me disappear. Do not throw the water, do not throw the water 1447 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,710 01:20:49,512 - Do you feel better now? - Yes thanks. 1449 01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,513 You saved my life, thank goodness you didn't flush the water. 1450 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:53,750 There was a snap. 1451 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,035 What are you doing? 1452 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,599 Proletarian spending, don't you see? 1453 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,830 Are you crazy? Can not be done. 1454 01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,798 Get something yourself. Come on. 1455 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,879 Here we go, let's go, let's go. 1456 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,680 Ao, you're crazy, but we don't have to go to the beach, you know? 1457 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,956 - Come on, tié. - What do you want to do? I don't want to finish .. 1458 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,679 ... to Asinara, sorry. No, no, no. 1459 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,354 If they stop you, go straight to the ball with a kick. 1460 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,273 - Get on the counter and go to the car. - Which car? 1461 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:18,078 - Our one, which one. - Ours, yes. 1462 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,789 - If anyone sees us? I don't know, I'd rather ... - 01:21:22,314 What is he doing? 1464 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:25,154 What is he doing, is he stealing? 1465 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,519 If you talk, I bite you in the neck that I drink your blood like a .. 1466 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,354 ..panther. - You have to be careful otherwise I'll stick out your tongue .. 1467 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,672 ... and I cut it all into small pieces and small pieces. 1468 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,673 And I give it to my mother to dress the amatriciana. I got it? 1469 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:38,671 Toh. 1470 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,791 Terrible, terrible. 1471 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,712 Kill what a subject you are. 1472 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,315 Enough, enough, let's take something else. 1473 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:53,119 (TOGETHER) Milan champions, the lions' den. 1474 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:56,636 (TOGETHER) Milan champions, the lions' den. 1475 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,119 - 01:22:05,358 01:22:06,396 Dai. 1478 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,471 01:22:08,550 01:22:17,874 We have these. 1481 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:19,396 And she? 1482 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,359 Do you have any ice cream? 1483 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,915 01:22:26,152 Mortacci them. 1485 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:36,353 01:22:38,955 When I see them, my blood boils. 1487 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,591 Are you feeling 3 against 50? 1488 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:44,591 Sure. 1489 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,037 It will be a health walk. 1490 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,958 I suck out his varicose veins. 1491 01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,872 You are really strong. 1492 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,077 You from there and I from here. 1493 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,356 - Mena huh? - Don't worry that less. 1494 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,113 You will see how less. 1495 01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:59,396 I just lead, but lead. 1496 01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:01,159 Other than 3 against 50. 1497 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,674 2 against 51. 1498 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,399 Dumb face. 1499 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,836 Long live Milan. 1500 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,029 Long live Milan. AC Milan. 1501 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,759 We'll show it to them. 1502 01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,433 - Carlo. - Who is it? What's up? 1503 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:18,749 Let's break his ass! 1504 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:19,910 Wait a moment. 1505 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:25,110 Don't do that, let's deal diplomatically. 1506 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:27,191 01:23:30,590 Good, big head, that those are lying there. 1508 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:33,274 We are friends, we are friends, don't be like that. 1509 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:36,114 - Who is this here? - Take this. 1510 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,109 Your mortacci! 1511 01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:42,034 Your mortacci! 1512 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,673 Escape! Think about mom. 1513 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,599 We are friends. I'm from Milan. Go away el ciap. 1514 01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,831 Go away el ciap. Go away el ciap. 1515 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:15,557 I've done it. Thank God I did it. 1516 01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,836 Thank God I did it. Thank you. 1517 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:22,111 I am free. 1518 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,595 I am free. 1519 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,759 Free free. 1520 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,271 I was rolling over, I was rolling over. 1521 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,118 But I did it, I fly to the stadium. 1522 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,475 Flight to the stadium. 1523 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,314 (TOGETHER) Fly! Fly, Carletto fly! 1524 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:51,269 (TOGETHER) The curve falls in love. Carletto flies! 1525 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,318 You again, you again. 1526 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:55,118 (TOGETHER) Irreducible. 1527 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,558 (POLICE SIRENS) 1528 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,593 The madame! 1529 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,432 We are made. Holy shit. 1530 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,432 On the other hand. 1531 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,517 They stop us, they stop us. 1532 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:08,039 Ao, but when are you braking? 1533 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:09,474 < Frena! 1534 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,113 Terrible! 1535 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,119 You are too strong. 1536 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,478 - You're the best. - Your Mortacci, you are terrible. 1537 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,473 He didn't seem to be looking at you. Beautiful! 1538 01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,432 Alè oo. 1539 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,751 Here we are. You're welcome, doctor. 1540 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:54,999 Avv. It was a pleasure. We made Milan-Rome a tirade. 1541 01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:59,552 Well, well, we have arrived. Do I have a phone? No. You? No. 1542 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:04,794 I'm going straight to Milan, I have to get up in the morning. An effort. 1543 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:08,032 - Goodbye guys. - What are you kidding? What are you doing? 1544 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:11,431 I have to introduce you to the wolves and make you an honorary member of the club. 1545 01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:13,079 - Come on. - Is it really necessary? - Come on. 1546 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:17,199 - It is an honor. - The car is parked prohibited. 1547 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,556 Come on, you're from Milan and cheer for Roma. 1548 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,030 - Don't be modest. - What are you doing, you rebel? 1549 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,396 Do you want to stay still or not, do you want to stay still or not? 1550 01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:29,033 What do you believe? I enter alone. 1551 01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:30,959 Let me fix it. 1552 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:34,552 And they keep pushing. I go alone. 1553 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:42,109 - Ao, but who is this? - Looks like a penguin to me. 1554 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,390 Gentlemen. 1555 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,633 Good morning. Goodbye, good morning. 1556 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:57,389 Do you like this den? 1557 01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,471 Who is the interior designer, Ciccio Graziani? 1558 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,153 You are also witty. 1559 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:04,438 (TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome. 1560 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:10,389 (TOGETHER) Rome Rome Rome. 1561 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:14,475 Fedayn got back in time for today's game. 1562 01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:16,953 Against the Rossoneri bastards! 1563 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:22,354 (TOGETHER) Hospital! Hospital! Hospital! 1564 01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:26,278 And now I present to you a Lombard whore son. 1565 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,273 Who has chosen the magical Rome .. 1566 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,114 ..as a reason for living. 1567 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:35,229 (TOGETHER) Tattoo! Tattoo! Tattoo! 1568 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:38,832 Thank you, you are kind but I can't do it because I have the place at the .. 1569 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,958 ... stadium, in fact it's already late, I'm going. 1570 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,874 You have to see not to be modest! 1571 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:49,557 (TOGETHER) Tattoo! Tattoo! Tattoo! 1572 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,119 I cry for joy. 1573 01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,874 Ao, I've already been in the military. 1574 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,678 I have already been in the military, and what is it? 1575 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:12,992 (TOGETHER) You must die! You must die! 1576 01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:14,878 I have to die. 1577 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,350 I have to die. 1578 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:22,153 - Ragà the Milan fans of the south curve have entered. - Let's load them up. 1579 01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:24,436 The order is only one: no prisoners! 1580 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,676 Bonnie! 1581 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:33,229 - How do I know? - Terrible! 1582 01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,558 Mo I go there. The Milanese against the Milanese. 1583 01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:38,234 Alone! 1584 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,835 Mortacci yours and those who do not tell you. 1585 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,957 (TOGETHER) Your Mortacci. 1586 01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:45,353 I'll do an ass .. 1587 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,189 ... don't look at my hands, look at the arms. 1588 01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,709 I make a squeeze of blood! 1589 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,951 (TOGETHER) Terrible! 1590 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:03,639 Kill what a subject! 1591 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:06,440 This one is soaking mad, he has already started the attack. 1592 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,956 - Carlo where are you going, come here. - He goes there alone, is he crazy? 1593 01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:13,119 Romanari, go via el ciap, long live Milan. 1594 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,714 Long live Milan. 1595 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,553 Long live Milan, long live Milan. 1596 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:19,280 His Mortacci is a spy, let's go. 1597 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,033 Long live Milan, go away el ciap. 1598 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,078 - I'm a Milan fan, I'm one of you. - It's that of the Autogrill. 1599 01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:29,036 Let's get it! 1600 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,476 No, wait, wait a moment. 1601 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:32,875 The Jersey. 1602 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,469 Here I am, took off my shirt, did you see? 1603 01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,599 Holy shit! Holy shit! 1604 01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:42,958 They gave me the tattoo. 1605 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,480 Massacriamolo! 1606 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:45,476 I romanesi. 1607 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:46,831 The Milanese. 1608 01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:48,789 01:30:50,599 It's not mine, they gave it to me. 1610 01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,517 No, the Romanians gave it to me here. 1611 01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:56,750 Them, them. 1612 01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,718 You who are Polish want it. 1613 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:02,839 Otherwise the Milanese or the Genoese. Stop, stop. 1614 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,635